hey look bacon stri-
OH GOD I’M GOING BACK TO MY BODY
and then i was bacon rip me
an inspiring transformation
finally, my collection is complete
Croissandra, the not-so-vindictive pastry maid. She has fended off the Black Forest hordes time and again to protect Planet Pastrius and its denizens.
Croissandra time is party time. Croissandra time is all the time.
OKAY so i just saw the most ridiculous thing at the store today
so we come across this thing
and we discover you can turn it inside out and
ITS HELLO KITTY I’M
HSE’S EVEN GOT HER OWN LITTLE CHICKEN DRUMSTICK IM SO DONE
why the fuck